I'm a supervillain. I have no name, but you can rest assured my intentions are dubious and always result in general harm.
My biggest problem these days are these pesky superheroes keep finding my lairs and destroying them. Now I may be rich, but these places are expensive, and I hate having to constantly move. After relentlessly spying on my enemies, I've finally found it. They're finding me using satellite imaging by following me from my last location. The struggle of being a danger to the government in 21st century Earth I guess...
I've found a new place to build the perfect Mt. Doom, but being the best place I've ever seen for a lair, I still have my little issue.
My island is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and is a 3 mile circle of island and beach with a dormant volcano on the northern side of it. I have no budget constraints for this, and my lair needs to be at least a mile in diameter, with the requirement of housing minions and equipment for future bids for world domination. Building underground isn't an option, for personal (cough plot cough) reasons, but otherwise I'm pretty open. So with all that said;
How can I hide my entire island from the prying eyes of satellite surveillance?
Bonus points if you can help me hide visually to those on patrol as well!
I have no idea what to tag this either...