Sad, but determined Jimmy oozes over the alternative fabric of reality. There must be a way to be happy, to have someone to play with. So Jimmy simply opened his telepathic sense and listened very carefully, being very, very still. With practice Jimmy was able to listen after some unfortunate accidents of people going mad and committing suicide, the humans only had some nightmares.
Jimmy finally understood and thought he/she/it has found the solution.
A few days later, in the scanning room of the Secret Service.
Mr Smith: What the hell is in this envelope?! It smells...strange.
Mr Jones: No detection of chemical weapons or explosives. (Opens carefully). It's a letter.
Dear Mr. President,
my name is Jimmy. At least this is not my real name, but it is very
hard to spell out for your species.
I want to have some playmates who are playing with me and my red ball. Unfortunately your species is quite fragile in my presence. You have very much power, so I thought to contact you because I am confident you will find me some nice playmates.
If you do not respond in one week, I am coming for you (Sorry for this inconvenience, but experience of your species tells me it is necessary to add
this to initiate an immediate response). You find me at a location named Dunwich, Miskatonic River, Massachusetts, 10 miles north of the city center in an old barn.
Yours,
Jimmy.
Mr. Jones: Those weirdos are getting better and better (laughs).
Mr. Smith: (chuckles). Yeah. Erm...(silence)...why is your arm turning blue?
Mr. Jones: My ARRRMMMMM! AAAAAAARGHHH.
NCC Live News. We are the eye of the world.
"Hello, my name is Rebecca Porter. I am here in the town of Dunwich in Massachusetts where a terrible tragedy has happened. I am talking to 4th star general Rupert Grant. General, what did happen?"
"(Looking really unhappy) Erm, we had an unfortunate....accident."
"An...accident. General, our sources indicate that a convoy of 6 black cars passed the city center at 10:00 AM and headed north. A radio amateur heard someone screaming, turning randomly encryption on and off and crying for backup. 30 minutes later over 40 blackhawk helicopters appeared, heading for the same location. Two hours later a complete army division turned up, fully equipped with combat helicopters and battle tanks, some of the tanks modified with flamethrowers. What is going on?"
"Please excuse me. I have a very important meeting right now."
Dear Mr. President,
I am sorry if I was a bit messy, but it was really funny. All those things were quite tickling. It was very exciting to watch your reaction to all this news in your control room.
I see that you seem to search useless solutions. You cannot hide. I have visited this strange location where you store all those yellow metal and this location where all those bumpy things are stored and placed some things from both places in your bunker you think nobody knows of.
You also thought of those weapons you think are powerful. My comrades really like destruction, so I asked them to remove this strange planet/non-planet thingy from the edge of your solar system your astronomers are so proud of. Sorry if this was naughty
I was surprised that you are not all-mighty, other persons have also power. You can tell them I come for them if you fail me, too. I am sorry that your general poked himself into his eyes, I was invading his mind and cleared accidentally my....eating holes?
Yours,
Jimmy.
NCC Live News. We are the eye of the world.
In an unexpected move every state of the USA reintroduced the death sentence and speeded up the process. Rumors have it that every expert on science and engineering have been invited to the White House in an extraordinary meeting.
Lawyer: Hello Mike!
Mike: Mmmm.
Lawyer: I know you will be killed tomorrow, but I was informed there is
an option.
Mike: [questioning look].
Lawyer put a red ball on the table.
Mike: What?
What solution was finally found was unimportant: The automatic robot shielding the senses of the human steering it, the human guinea pigs trying to play with Jimmy as good as possible (drugged, hypnotized etc. etc.), finding other amusing games, the US goverment did everything they could think of to make Jimmy happy.
And Jimmy was happy.