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Just Use TP

Why not use the TP like everybody else does? Oh, you might not realize TP stands for "teleportation portals".

They are simple and friendly to use--just insert an ergonomically delightful portal device into any orifice that might offend and violavoila, no more trips to the bathroom! In no time at all the whole crew can be ready for a full episode of bathroom-break-free entertainment!

TP is clinically proven to be safe, friendly and easy to use. Even lactose-intolerant Klingers-On can breath easy with TP caressing their innards.

"I've never felt so confident in my whole life!"

  • Wharf, buttermilk lover

"Crew productivity is up 13.5% now that TP is standard issue!"

  • Captain Smirk

Go Boldly With TP!

Just Use TP

Why not use the TP like everybody else does? Oh, you might not realize TP stands for "teleportation portals".

They are simple and friendly to use--just insert an ergonomically delightful portal device into any orifice that might offend and viola, no more trips to the bathroom! In no time at all the whole crew can be ready for a full episode of bathroom-break-free entertainment!

TP is clinically proven to be safe, friendly and easy to use. Even lactose-intolerant Klingers-On can breath easy with TP caressing their innards.

"I've never felt so confident in my whole life!"

  • Wharf, buttermilk lover

"Crew productivity is up 13.5% now that TP is standard issue!"

  • Captain Smirk

Go Boldly With TP!

Just Use TP

Why not use the TP like everybody else does? Oh, you might not realize TP stands for "teleportation portals".

They are simple and friendly to use--just insert an ergonomically delightful portal device into any orifice that might offend and voila, no more trips to the bathroom! In no time at all the whole crew can be ready for a full episode of bathroom-break-free entertainment!

TP is clinically proven to be safe, friendly and easy to use. Even lactose-intolerant Klingers-On can breath easy with TP caressing their innards.

"I've never felt so confident in my whole life!"

  • Wharf, buttermilk lover

"Crew productivity is up 13.5% now that TP is standard issue!"

  • Captain Smirk

Go Boldly With TP!

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Thom Blair III
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Just Use TP

Why not use the TP like everybody else does? Oh, you might not realize TP stands for "teleportation portals".

They are simple and friendly to use--just insert an ergonomically delightful portal device into any orifice that might offend and viola, no more trips to the bathroom! In no time at all the whole crew can be ready for a full episode of bathroom-break-free entertainment!

TP is clinically proven to be safe, friendly and easy to use. Even lactose-intolerant Klingon'sKlingers-On can breath easy with TP caressing their innards.

"I've never felt so confident in my whole life!"

  • Wharf, buttermilk lover

"Crew productivity is up 13.5% now that TP is standard issue!"

  • Captain Smirk

Go Boldly With TP!

Just Use TP

Why not use the TP like everybody else does? Oh, you might not realize TP stands for "teleportation portals".

They are simple and friendly to use--just insert an ergonomically delightful portal device into any orifice that might offend and viola, no more trips to the bathroom! In no time at all the whole crew can be ready for a full episode of bathroom-break-free entertainment!

TP is clinically proven to be safe, friendly and easy to use. Even lactose-intolerant Klingon's can breath easy with TP caressing their innards.

"I've never felt so confident in my whole life!"

  • Wharf, buttermilk lover

"Crew productivity is up 13.5% now that TP is standard issue!"

  • Captain Smirk

Go Boldly With TP!

Just Use TP

Why not use the TP like everybody else does? Oh, you might not realize TP stands for "teleportation portals".

They are simple and friendly to use--just insert an ergonomically delightful portal device into any orifice that might offend and viola, no more trips to the bathroom! In no time at all the whole crew can be ready for a full episode of bathroom-break-free entertainment!

TP is clinically proven to be safe, friendly and easy to use. Even lactose-intolerant Klingers-On can breath easy with TP caressing their innards.

"I've never felt so confident in my whole life!"

  • Wharf, buttermilk lover

"Crew productivity is up 13.5% now that TP is standard issue!"

  • Captain Smirk

Go Boldly With TP!

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Thom Blair III
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Just Use TP

Why not use the TP like everybody else does? Oh, you might not realize TP stands for "teleportation portals".

They are simple and friendly to use--just insert an ergonomically delightful portal device into the urethral opening and it slides effortlessly into the bladder, where it gradually siphons away liquids as they become available. One more into the analany orifice that might offend and viola men, no more trips to the bathroom. Ladies can add an extra TP device for their monthly! In no time and then they too areat all setthe whole crew can be ready for a full episode of bathroom-break free-free entertainment!

TP is clinically proven to be safe, friendly and easy to use. Even lactose-intolerant Klingon's can breath easy with TP caressing their innards.

"I've never felt so confident in my whole life!"

  • Wharf, buttermilk lover

"Crew productivity is up 13.5% now that TP is standard issue!"

  • Captain Smirk

Go Boldly With TP!Go Boldly With TP!

Just Use TP

Why not use the TP like everybody else does? Oh, you might not realize TP stands for "teleportation portals".

They are simple and friendly to use--just insert an ergonomically delightful portal device into the urethral opening and it slides effortlessly into the bladder, where it gradually siphons away liquids as they become available. One more into the anal orifice and viola men, no more trips to the bathroom. Ladies can add an extra TP device for their monthly time and then they too are all set for a full episode of bathroom-break free entertainment!

Go Boldly With TP!

Just Use TP

Why not use the TP like everybody else does? Oh, you might not realize TP stands for "teleportation portals".

They are simple and friendly to use--just insert an ergonomically delightful portal device into any orifice that might offend and viola, no more trips to the bathroom! In no time at all the whole crew can be ready for a full episode of bathroom-break-free entertainment!

TP is clinically proven to be safe, friendly and easy to use. Even lactose-intolerant Klingon's can breath easy with TP caressing their innards.

"I've never felt so confident in my whole life!"

  • Wharf, buttermilk lover

"Crew productivity is up 13.5% now that TP is standard issue!"

  • Captain Smirk

Go Boldly With TP!

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Thom Blair III
Thom Blair III
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  • 45