After completing my advanced course in Greek Mythology at Hogwarts, I went on to amass a fortune running Thorin's Thai on the Death Star. I then became the ruler of this universe and the Cosmere, and began granting wishes to those in my favor, writing music that altered reality, and sophisticating my control of magic and super powers. Thousands of years later, (I achieved immortality) I came to the conclusion that the next step on my awe-inspiring life-long pursuit of mastery in everything was to create a StackExchange account. Let it be written: Here I have stood, here I have created, and here I have conquered. The End.