This may only work for a few of your people, but . . . Have you considered a ## Magic act? ## Sometimes, the best secrets are hidden in plane sight. Create magic acts based upon people "appearing" to be teleporting. Other magicians will be amazed at your prowess with sleight of hand! You have video evidence that you were in New York seconds before appearing in Vegas! Then moments later you were in Hong Kong! Then the space station! Are you quadruplets?!? It's amazing!!! If people catch on, you can even claim that you were raised by a cult living in the mountains where everyone can teleport. For good measure, your mountain village (possibly a fake, but resembling the real thing) with no roads leading in or out can be part of your act. You can even make it a high end tourist attraction if you gain enough of a following! The proceeds may not be enough for your whole commune to live on, but it would probably be enough for a nice start. ---------- **Edit**: Worth noting, teleporting doesn't just work on the huge "New York to Vegas" scale: it can also work on the "stage left to stage right" scale. Although I'm guessing that there'll be a popping sound any time someone teleports. We may need to figure out some way to play that into the act . . . add a puff of smoke or something.