## Laptop or other flat object ##
The wand need not be disguised as a rod, if it can be hidden in a flat object. This opens up laptops, books (a big Bible would do the trick).

## Those sticks that girls put a couple of through a bun or topknot ##
My hairdressing acumen isn't great, but it would work. If the gem has to show, this is a good option.

## Necklace ##
Depending on fads, a necklace could incorporate a rod, either hanging or as a central spar for a whole lot of metal bits to hang off

## Cross / crucifix ##
For places where a masturbatory aid won't be allowed in...that also aren't in Saudi Arabia.