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The time machine comes with a lifetime warranty, but with a twist. It is warranted for the lifetime of its inventor.

The inventor wanted to make sure that the grandfather paradox would not apply to himself. So he put lockouts in the control system, to prevent any attempt to jump to before the inventor's birth.

As a bonus (for the inventor), the customers have an incentive to extend (rather than reduce) the inventor's lifespan.

Jasper
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