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Some necromancers prefer skeletons over undead (have a certain style to them, they don't smell, there's less moaning and grunting). But at the end of the day, they're still walking skeletons. Boring! So I'm trying to do something fun with them: turn them into skeletal helicopters: skelecopters!

The magic I'm using allows for the skeletons to move around without their bones being physically connected. The plan is for the skeleton to make its ribcage spin 360 degrees with its arms stretched to the side. Doing this fast enough (their spinning parts are not physically touching the non-spinning parts, so neither will wear from friction) should create the friction needed to take off and for the skeleton to fly. However, this raises a couple of design issues:

  • I am not an aerospace engineer, but I suspect that human arms might not be the best shape when trying to lift off via spinning very fast (see: helicopters). So either the bones of the arms would need to be shaved or otherwise moulded into a desired shape. My magic does not allow me to mould bones as if they were clay, but they can be shaved into a desired shape (cutting some bits off) or rearrange how they form the arm (so creating some kind of 3d puzzle). The bones can touch in this situation, given that they won't be moving and will stick together. Additionally, while the bones of the arms (and maybe a leg or two as well) might be cannibalized for this purpose, adding bits from another skeleton is not possible.
  • The whole spinning out of control thing. Helicopters IRL have their tail rotor to not spin out of control. Would a skelecopter need one, and if so where and how? Could a foot be repurposed as a tail rotor (previous rules apply) with a leg as a tail? Or would a skelecopter even need one, given that the parts of it that are not spinning not physically connected to the parts that are?
  • The magic animating the skelecopter is strong enough to stay together even when spinning part of it at high speed, but can the bones handle it? It'll need to spin pretty darn fast to lift off and take to the sky, and while the magic makes sure this doesn't end with bits of skeleton spread over an area of a few hundred square meters I'm not sure how much speed and force bones can take before snapping.
  • I'd like them to be able to land with minimal damage and be reusable so that I'm not constantly building new skelecopters to replace the ones that had rough landings.

Note that the end result needs not to look 100% like a human skeleton, but it cannot have any objects foreign to its body included in its design. Also, its final shape is not important (traditional helicopter, tandem rotor or an Unidentified Flying Skeleton are all good).

So is it possible? Can a reanimated skeleton become a skelecopter and menace its enemies from the sky once more?

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  • $\begingroup$ I will say that a skeleton IS very, very light - not more than 10kg or so, so you have that going for you. $\endgroup$ – Mikey Feb 29 '16 at 16:36
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    $\begingroup$ My god. I laughed so much at the title of this question, then spent twenty minutes considering the practicalities. +1 $\endgroup$ – Joe Bloggs Oct 9 '17 at 9:53
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    $\begingroup$ Flying aside, if your magic allows freely-rotating limbs in this manner, giving those skeletons swords will basically turn them into walking blenders... $\endgroup$ – IndigoFenix Oct 9 '17 at 13:15
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The forces are not all that bad, but the speeds you have to reach to achieve those forces are pretty high.

I could not find a reputable source for the mass of a skeleton, but I did find one suggestion that a skeleton is 30-40% of your bodyweight. Thus, for an 80kg human, the skeleton is roughly $24kg$, give or take. This means, to counteract gravity, you'll need $24kg\cdot9.8\frac{m}{s^2}=235N$ of force. Now I'm going to make a handwavey claim and suggest that hands are the only part that matters (har har). Why? Because the velocity each part travels through the air matters greatly. The closer you are to the core, the less lift you can actually get at any revolution rate. Also, hands are nice and big compared to arm bones, so between their size and position, I expect them to account for a lot of the lift.

A human hand is $0.054m^2$ in area. If you have that hand at a 45 degree angle to best scoop the wind, it will present roughly a $0.038m^2$ area to the wind, and thus both hands together present an area $a=0.076m^2$. Now we can combine this with the density of air, $\rho=1.225\frac{kg}{m^3}$, and the equation for the force of air being driven straight down, $F=av\rho$ to figure out how fast we need to go. Solving for velocity we get $v=\frac{F}{a\rho} = 252m/s$

Wow, that's fast. Even if we take away some of the fudge factors, you're still talking about skeletons spinning around at over 2000rpm. We typically like cast steel for those speeds, not bone.

The natural solution to that would be to give them flippers. If they held a flat piece of material in each hand to increase its surface area, they could rapidly cut down on those velocity requirements. However, just the raw area of bones won't cut it.

As for the tail rotor, if you did get a skeleton in the air, you would definitely need it. Netwon's law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Unless your magic is breaking the laws of physics, the torque to spin the spine, ribcage, and arms will have to be matched by a torque in the pelvis and legs. This is just like what happens in a real helicopter. The blades are providing torque, and the body of the helicopter tries to go the opposite direction.

But what if the legs did spin in the opposite direction? What if the arms spun one way, and the legs spun the other:
Counter rotating blades

We actually do make helicopters which have counterrotating blades. This typically eliminates the need for a tail rotor. It also double the lift you can provide at any given rpm, because you have twice as many limbs in the wind.

So what happens if we take this to an extreme? Bone can withstand roughly 120MPa of tension force before it pulls apart. Let's say the arms and legs account for roughly a third of the total mass of the skeleton, leaving each limb at an average of $2kg$. The femur, at its smallest point is $3.6\cdot10^{–4}m^2$. This means the femur will shatter at roughly $43kN$. If we're spinning to make this happen, most of that force comes from the centripetal force, $F=\frac{mv^2}{r}$, so lets find out how fast we can actually be traveling. $v=\sqrt{\frac{Fr}{m}} = 146\frac{m}{s}$

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. Remember how we needed $252m/s$ using just our hands? Well now we have twice as many limbs, so we need half that speed: $126m/s$. That's under the tensile strength of the femur! I'm only considering the lift of the hands and feet in this. If we add in the lift of the arm and leg bones, I bet we can build in some safety margin (which is good, because the arm bones are weaker than the femur, so they'll break sooner)!

Now landing is going to be a pest. Your legs are preoccupied. I'll leave that to your mages!

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  • $\begingroup$ Counter-rotating legs was almost exactly the answer I was going to give, you beat me to it :D $\endgroup$ – Tim B Feb 21 '16 at 0:02
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I think that I've actually seen this very thing before! If memory serves, the answer they found was to attach two extra arms to the back of the skeleton, and have those, in turn, spin a "string" of hands to generate lift. Since there are two blades, you can turn and tilt. Also, the extra arms can be used as weapons once it lands while leaving both normal arms free. The only problem is this leaves lots of skeletons without arms, but given how incredibly deadly and efficient the infamous skelecopter is, this likely won't be a problem for long ;)

I found it!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21859626/images/1354508896903.jpg

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