Ok, so I'm stuck on a small pacific island due to bad sailing skills. I've lost everything I had except my laptop and internet connection. Now, my mouth requests water, but movies told me not to drink from the sea. Fortunately, I've found some hidden rum on the island. Should I drink it to stay alive until my laptop battery die (it's a T450s and I have lots of swappable batteries for days), or should I find another way to keep myself hydrated? The rum is starting to be very appealing.
It's been more than half an hour since my last last message. I was perfectly hydrated when I crashed on this island. But now I couldn't handle myself and I started to drink the rum, there is alot of it actually. How much time do I have left? I can stop anytime if I'm told it's bad for me. I've read a teaspoon of salt water every 20 minutes is ok, but I don't have a teaspoon.
I'm feeling sleepy right now under the Pacific night sky. Will go to bed (i.e. sand hole) soon. The island is small, no snakes and no coconuts. Bad thoughts crossed my dehydrated mind. If I want to end it all, should I just drink all the rum and hope to pass away without much pain? Anyway, thanks for the answers, I'm going to try them and see if I get any success.
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Just woke up, feeling dizzy (shouldn't have drank that rum, or is it the sun + lack of water?). Anyway, my favorite pizzeria won't deliver to my current location. The delivery guy doesn't have his boat/plane/helicopter license, but he is working on it. It's now day 2... Gonna work on the distillery and spend the rest of the day trying to catch some fishes (or is it more smart to stay away from the sun to maximize my survival chances?).