Often your Towel is something which is very useful to carry around with you, especially in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy where you are taught to upgrade your Towel by, say, reinforcing the stitches in your Towel, or soaking a corner of it with nutritious substances so that you can suck it in an emergency. In fact a rather large list has been constructed of uses for your Towel.
So now I come to my question, I want to learn Towel chi: The Art of the Towel, and for this I need to upgrade my Towel for military purposes, specifically military Towel combat. So I was wondering how I should best upgrade my Towel for these purposes? And please, when you answer, give the mighty Towel its honour by giving it a capital 'T'.