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The people of my flat medieval fantasy world have found a rune that generates infinite boiling water, and they want to use it to kill each other. Sadly the water cannot be made with momentum included, so they have to find an effective way of throwing the water to the enemy.

In one of their attempts they tried putting it inside a hollow metal cylinder, link one end to a set of chains that is connected to a long stick and make a hole in the other end of the cylinder. Basically making a pseudo-flail that when spun would spray hot boiling water out of the far end.

Assuming they are fighting in a flat tropical environment, how effective would this weapon be? As in how far can this weapon reach and how much armor can it penetrate while still causing second degree burns?

Edit: The rune creates boiling water from nothing, so no water needs to be carried. The water is created continuously at a rate around 0.1 litre per second. For the size and weight of the weapon, it's similar to a two handed flail though maybe with a slightly bigger head.

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    – L.Dutch
    Jul 8, 2021 at 2:42
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    $\begingroup$ These are some very fortunate people. Boiling water, once cooled, is potable water. No more fear of drought induced famines. Farm anywhere, although tropical soils are not great. No more water transmitted diseases, like cholera. No more parasites, or much fewer. You don't need to carry it. Sail to the ends of the earth. Are the ends cold? Put the water into a metal box, it's a heater. No trees for cooking? No problem, soup or stew is always an option. $\endgroup$
    – chiggsy
    Jul 10, 2021 at 1:26
  • $\begingroup$ As for killing people, which seems kind of mundane for a perpetual motion machine of the first order, go to their capitol and sink it, by generating boiling water underneath. Or flood their croplands. $\endgroup$
    – chiggsy
    Jul 10, 2021 at 1:33

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Water doesn't penetrate armor. Your flail would be roughly as useful as trying to throw tubs of hot water at your enemy. Except you'd also get hot water on your own allies.

Use an enclosed space with a nozzle

Place your water making magic thing inside a sealed metal box, and punch a small hole through it. Water is generated at 0.1 L/s, which mean 0.1L/s of water has to go out of the box. With a small nozzle, you can create a fast stream of water.

Depending on the ability of your smiths to make good holes in boxes, you might be able to make a water-jet cutter.

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    – L.Dutch
    Jul 8, 2021 at 7:52
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Good generals study tactics and strategy. Great generals study logistics.

Forget about the tactical value of this gadget and appreciate its logistic value.

Medieval armies did not encounter most of their losses during battle. Most losses were due to disease and starvation. If you can avoid that, then you can join every battle with more soldiers than you could otherwise, giving you an unique strategic advantage.

Medieval armies didn't carry many supplies while on the march. They were living "off the land". They ate and drank whatever they could find or take form the local population. This rune provides an army with an infinite source of clean, potable water. They can either use the still hot water to cook, which makes more sources of food available. Or they can let it cool down and drink it, which completely eliminate the need to acquire drinking water.

Not having to scavenge as much for food and firewood and not at all for water is certainly convenient. But far more importantly, it prevents any losses from water-born diseases like cholera!

Soldiers can wash themselves and their clothes with hot water every day. This improve in hygiene will prevent spread of disease. But it will benefit the wounded soldiers in particular, who will be at a much lower risk of dying from infected wounds.

And having a portable source of heat might with some creativity even enable you to do what most medieval generals tried to avoid whenever possible: Marching during the winter.

This logistic benefit will save more soldiers than it could save if weaponized. So no smart general would ever risk using such a valuable device in battle where it might fall into enemy hands.

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    $\begingroup$ @cybernard that's per rune, right? "kill each other" kind of made me think there wasn't only one rune in existence. $\endgroup$
    – Tomáš M.
    Jul 6, 2021 at 16:17
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    $\begingroup$ @cybernard Even if it is just 1 rune, that is still plenty. Most armies had less than 500 knights. Up until the invention of gun powder and pike blocks, the side with the most knights won almost every battle regardless of how much infantry they had. So, having 5000 men reduced to 3000 by cholera is not nearly as big of a deal as it sounds as long as all of your knights are still healthy and ready for battle. $\endgroup$
    – Nosajimiki
    Jul 6, 2021 at 20:46
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    $\begingroup$ Huh, I somehow totally did not even consider logistics. I didn't think that it was in the scope of the question. Oh yeah, this would solve 70% of logistic issues. Sieges suddenly becomes significantly less effective. Morales are significantly higher. Sicknesses are less. Etc, etc. And people no longer have to carry water around. $\endgroup$ Jul 7, 2021 at 4:53
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    $\begingroup$ RE: "Most losses were due to disease and starvation." While this is true, it is also true that historically those who mattered generally did not believe (or acknowledge?) it until as late as the 19th century, when Florence Nightingale used her surprising skill as a statistician to prove it (wrt the Crimean War) and her considerable standing (and relentless public badgering) to force the British authorities to acknowledge it. $\endgroup$ Jul 7, 2021 at 12:26
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    $\begingroup$ Added by way of comment: I didn't even take into consideration the reduced expenses. 1 rune replacing the purchase of 2282 gallons of water per day adds up to a very large savings. This can be spent on more troops, better weapons, and even the occasional special operation -- all of which are far more effective at making the other side's troops die for their cause than simply spraying boiling water on them. $\endgroup$ Jul 7, 2021 at 13:55
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There are several approaches to this problem.

Hand weapon: Probably not worth it

There is a history of pouring hot water and other substances over the heads of attackers during sieges, but that requires having the high ground. You mention that your world is flat. You can't throw water as far as a solid aerodynamic object, so an enemy with an atl-atl could kill someone without getting burned.

Stationary flail

The weapon you describe could deny an area to an enemy, but you could probably do the same thing with a nasty set of spikes or by digging a trench.

Steam-powered pump: Much more powerful

Image from Wikimedia

This is a picture of a steam pumper from around the turn of the 20th century. Steam is massively powerful. How powerful? Well, it powers modern aircraft carriers. If you had the ability to make machines, you could harness the power of steam. You could create a working steam cannon or maybe even steam machine gun. Using steam to push solid projectiles will be much more effective than using water as the weapon.

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    $\begingroup$ Although steam engines and pumps are not really medieval technology, I imagine that an inspired blacksmith could hammer out a basic potato cannon design, with steam pressurizing the back. $\endgroup$ Jul 6, 2021 at 7:58
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    $\begingroup$ Plus if you have that much hot water, I imagine it would hasten the development of technology to use it $\endgroup$ Jul 6, 2021 at 12:00
  • $\begingroup$ Water thrown in small droplets tends to cool quickly, so the target wouldn't likely get significant burns. They may not like how it feels, but there wouldn't likely be anything severe enough to dissuade an attacker beyond the first spray. $\endgroup$ Jul 6, 2021 at 19:16
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    $\begingroup$ The reason steam engines are not medieval tech is because of the precision milling needed to make a proper piston. The first steam turbine, the aeolipile, was made in the first century BCE. It was a toy. Why? You need steel for steam power, precisely milled steel, to be able to build up useful pressures, and tolerate them. Bronze will rupture. Iron will too, and the precision just won't be there. $\endgroup$
    – chiggsy
    Jul 10, 2021 at 1:50
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Suppose this rune can create boiling water at 0.1 liters / second on a particular spot. To kill a person with that, that spot must be near, or inside the body of that person. The temperature would be unbearable and when water is materialized inside the body, e.g. while penetrating, pressure inside the body would cause havoc, killing the enemy very quickly.

The rune can be engraved on the blade of a spear, sword, or knife and enhance the weapon's effectiveness. In this proposal no transport is needed. The tip of the blade starts releasing boiling water as soon as human skin is near, or contacted.

Note: I'm not a game expert. This application of your boiling water rune derives from the real world meaning of the word "rune" and a tradition of having magic runes engraved on weapons, like medieval blacksmiths did

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Steam Age:

This is likely to be a frustrating thing to use for attack, but as a defensive tool, I suspect it will be quite useful.

  • One problem with boiling water as an attack is that you need to carry around un-boiled water with you to generate boiling water. This is a lot of mass to drag around, and unless your folks have a legitimate reason to be dragging around and extra 10 kilos of water for fun, it isn't very practical. Then, once you use it, the water is gone, and you are disarmed.
  • Water tends to spread when it's thrown, and if you are projecting it at an opponent, it will rapidly scatter. It will be useful only at the ranges that conventional hand weapons would be effective at anyway.

So how can this be made into a useful weapon? You have a couple big advantages, but they're both likely defensive.

  • Boiling water=steam: If you can boil water, it converts to steam and expands. I see potential for steam machine guns, steam cannons, or even simply booby traps where someone triggers a trap that moves a crushing piston. You can even generate a cloud of steam in a confined space and par-boil your enemies as part of a defense. Steam-powered scything blades slice enemies apart!
  • Water tanks: If you have a castle, you can keep tanks of water that are available for all the uses you want. Heat the tanks to force out the water, and your water can power all sorts of things. But the simplest use is gravity-fed hoses, where the boiling water is hosed on enemies in front of a wall.
  • Bombs: Fill a vessel with water, instantly vaporize the water, and it becomes a bomb. A clay pot, sealed and filled with water and broken pottery, suddenly becomes a fragmentation weapon. If this rune can act remotely, you have both bombs and mines.
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  • $\begingroup$ Sorry for being unclear, but the rune creates boiling water out of nothing. "Though Water tends to spread when it's thrown, and if you are projecting it at an opponent, it will rapidly scatter. It will be useful only at the ranges that conventional hand weapons would be effective at anyway." this is what I was mainly asking, what is the rough range and effect of this weapon. Even if it's just 5 meter that's still farther than a spear. $\endgroup$ Jul 5, 2021 at 14:38
  • $\begingroup$ @Arandompersonno.0 If you took a bucket of water and threw it, that would be about how far most reasonable systems could launch it (3m?). You could use the sudden burst of boiling water materializing out of nothing to spray it out of a closed vessel, and this could also be used like the charge in a gun to fire a projectile (maybe 5m sprayed, 10-20+ for a projectile, depending on design & limitations). A spear can and often was thrown, as were various other small hand weapons, so this is still not much of an advantage compared to a guy with weapons. Can this materialize at a distance? $\endgroup$
    – DWKraus
    Jul 5, 2021 at 16:36
  • $\begingroup$ Yes the rune can materialize water at a distance up to one meter. $\endgroup$ Jul 6, 2021 at 5:20
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    $\begingroup$ Make the rune materialize boiling water inside your enemies vital organs - instant win on any melee fight. $\endgroup$ Jul 6, 2021 at 8:04
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A blacksmith's bellow seems like the perfect weapon assuming you could modify the accordion to withstand boiling water and can wait long enough for it to fill up between attacks. I think leather would work.

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Pressurized Air Guns

Fill a tank of air at ambient temperature, seal it tight. Then activate the rune, which applies heat externally to the container, likely through direct contact with the boiling water or indirectly using just the steam. The air inside the tank expands, creating a pressure within the tank.

Then you pull the trigger, opening the valve, which releases the pressure down the barrel of the gun.

As for details of the weapon, I'm not much of an engineer but I imagine the rune would be attached to a hose or a pipe which is wrapped around the air tank and then just pours the water onto the ground. The water will have imparted heat onto the tank as it travels the length of the pipe and the cooled water is no longer needed.

To not injure the operator of the weapon and to improve the heat transfer efficiency, this tank and pipe would be enclosed within an insulated outer shell.

Since this weapon is constantly spewing water (at least in my flawed design of it) it would work well as a mounted gun on a wall or vehicle, where drainage could be managed as part of the structure.

Other than weaponry, boiling water is the key to any number of steam-punk inventions.

Edit: After doing some math, you would need to hit 17000 degrees Celsius inside the tank for the pressure to be the same as an airsoft gun. Which doesn't even shoot at lethal speeds.

Using purely thermal expansion to create pressure isn't enough. Include some kind of hydraulic piston that compresses the air inside the tank.

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It could be more effective as a personal weapon if you stored up a gallon of boiling water that you could throw at the enemy all at once. Perhaps the weapon would be a staff like a giant ladle, continually gathering boiling water in the cup that you can throw at enemies from melee range. You'd aim for the eyes to blind or disorient them, and to actually kill them the weapon would also need a blade or a spike at the end (or a buddy next to you with a warhammer). You and all your nearby allies would need to be well covered to protect against accidental self-burns, e.g. using fine mesh eye holes in your helmet to help keep the water off your eyes, and you'd have to hope your enemy is not armored in the same way.

Even a bad burn is not going to kill or even disable your opponent in the short term unless you get them squarely in the eyes. When burns kill, this is due to infection over a time scale too long to matter in a fight.

It might be most practical to simply attach the rune to the end of a normal warhammer or other weapon, while yourself and your allies are thoroughly covered up. You would fight as you normally do with your weapon, occasionally flicking some of the boiling water towards the enemy's face to make them flinch or shut their eyes for a moment. This at least would be a strict improvement over just the normal weapon by itself, even if the boiling water is relegated to a distraction role.

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