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    – L.Dutch
    Commented Feb 23, 2021 at 4:13

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Fibre optic whip:

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Those fibres are very strong, you may be able to use one as a garotte, but if not, ligature strangulation by pretty lighted rope should do the trick.

Or, juggling knives

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I sell these in my own store, and while the edge is slightly dulled, it's still pretty sharp metal. You can draw blood accidentally by handling them wrong.


enter image description hereVideo Game Console. It is a toy weapon and you can get online with it and hire a hitman to kill your twin.

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Or, if you want a less bloody fight, use it like in the 1983 movie Wargames and hack into Norad. Threaten everyone with nuclear destruction if your twin doesn't put down the lawn dart.


Lawn Darts (for obvious reasons) and Bocce Balls (they are really hard) seem the most lethal outside a chemistry set.

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  • $\begingroup$ Are they sold under the "toy weapons" section? They are toys but are they toy weapons? $\endgroup$ Commented Feb 23, 2021 at 0:29
  • $\begingroup$ Since you can't get lawn darts anymore in most places, I'd go with the Bocce Balls. I've been hit by one before, and they definitely pack a punch. $\endgroup$ Commented Feb 23, 2021 at 2:31
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    $\begingroup$ @TheDaleks, You are right, which is also why I added the bocce balls, but I figured there still had to be some black market darknet place selling the most lethal toy ever made $\endgroup$
    – EDL
    Commented Feb 23, 2021 at 5:13

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