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Apologies to those who have already answered or spent time researching.

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    – L.Dutch
    Commented Feb 23, 2021 at 4:13

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Fibre optic whip:

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Those fibres are very strong, you may be able to use one as a garotte, but if not, ligature strangulation by pretty lighted rope should do the trick.

Or, juggling knives

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I sell these in my own store, and while the edge is slightly dulled, it's still pretty sharp metal. You can draw blood accidentally by handling them wrong.

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enter image description hereVideo Game Console. It is a toy weapon and you can get online with it and hire a hitman to kill your twin.

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Or, if you want a less bloody fight, use it like in the 1983 movie Wargames and hack into Norad. Threaten everyone with nuclear destruction if your twin doesn't put down the lawn dart.

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Lawn Darts (for obvious reasons) and Bocce Balls (they are really hard) seem the most lethal outside a chemistry set.

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  • $\begingroup$ Are they sold under the "toy weapons" section? They are toys but are they toy weapons? $\endgroup$ Commented Feb 23, 2021 at 0:29
  • $\begingroup$ Since you can't get lawn darts anymore in most places, I'd go with the Bocce Balls. I've been hit by one before, and they definitely pack a punch. $\endgroup$ Commented Feb 23, 2021 at 2:31
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    – EDL
    Commented Feb 23, 2021 at 5:13

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