I've purchased a miniature black hole on ebay. I've heard they make excellent kitchen disposal units. Unfortunately the seller says it is for collection only.
Will I be able to move it?
Anti-gravity mats are the latest thing - I've already got one and tried it out. It's great fun.
Even if I take my anti-gravity mat with me, will I be able to move the mini black hole? I'll have to push it parallel to the Earth's surface and I'm concerned I'll never get it moving because of inertia.
Are there any other snags I should be aware of?
Note: Anti-gravity mats work rather like a magic carpet but not quite. If you place a heavy weight on top of them, they behave like an immensely strong table. The advantage is that they can be moved sideways with little or no friction.
Correction It seems that I was wrong. Anti-gravity mats are impervious to gravity passing through them. Apparently this is similar to how a Faraday cage works.