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Consider the following GIF:

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The brooms from this Fantasia scene are always busy. They dance around energetically in a military-like march, never stopping to rest. When their wizard overlord is on vacation, they enjoy lounging around the castle and listening to jazz music.

How close to these brooms can an anatomically correct creature evolve to be?

These creatures must:

  • Have a body and arms made of wood or a wood-like material
  • Have "bristles" made of a straw-like material as legs
  • Be able to walk, climb stairs
  • Be capable of lifting small loads with each arm
  • Be able to navigate its surroundings and interact without eyes
  • Have the ability to synchronize with one another

Although the brooms from the film are animated with magic, magic should not be included as a solution in any part of the answers.

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    $\begingroup$ Every time I see a new ‘anatomically correct’ I think to myself: “That’s it, we’ve reached peak awesomely ridiculous.” - I am consistently pleased when I inevitably turn out to be wrong. +1 and an Internet hat tip to you! $\endgroup$ – Joe Bloggs Oct 17 '19 at 20:26
  • $\begingroup$ A question though: Do these brooms need to be purely terrestrial, purely aquatic, either, or amphibious? If I remember right they have temporary rises in water level to deal with. $\endgroup$ – Joe Bloggs Oct 17 '19 at 20:26
  • $\begingroup$ @JoeBloggs I would go with terrestrial, since I'm not restricting answers by adding water into the equation. $\endgroup$ – overlord Oct 17 '19 at 20:32
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    $\begingroup$ @011358smell I'm not sure if you've noticed this, but almost none of the questions in the Anatomically Correct series provide world-building context. For what reason are you singling my question out? I have provided the amount of information necessary to answer this. $\endgroup$ – overlord Oct 17 '19 at 20:53
  • $\begingroup$ @overlord Because I'm a mean old man. I'm genuinely curious to see the answers though. (You'll notice that I up-voted the question and did not vote to close, yet). $\endgroup$ – BLT-Bub Oct 17 '19 at 20:54
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It’s a centipede!!!

Specifically: a highly evolved giant centipede from the grasslands of a low gravity, oxygen rich world. The legs are clustered together, and are long and spindly both to aid in locomotion and also to help entangle (or ‘brush up’) potential prey. The high center of gravity of this creature is actually of help to it, as in the low gravity it means it can lean further forward and use it’s many bafflingly interlaced legs to move across the ground both at high speed and very efficiently, much like humans use their height and balance to run very efficiently for their speed.

The rear segment has developed and elongated, and the centipede holds itself vertically (head down) to use its rear segment as a nice, large acoustic surface for identifying potential prey (the local mouse population seems particularly hapless). They can also stridulate (Make noise by rubbing together) stiff hairs on this section, producing high frequency sounds that allow them to effectively echolocate.

When prey is identified the centipede will scuttle towards it, confuse and entangle it in the many legs, bite it several times (poison may cause hallucinations such as pink elephant ballet etc), then hunker down to enjoy its meal. If the prey escapes the centipede will simply not stop chasing it, never pausing or ceasing in its pursuit of its goal.

If a rival predator should appear the centipede has one further trick up it’s sleeve. The legs of the back section have become remarkably stout, enabling it to grasp its prize and temporarily elevate it out of reach of it’s competitor. This behaviour has led to taller, thicker bodied centipedes outcompeting their neighbours, hence the ‘brush like’ appearance and the prominent arms.

The wood like texture and synchronised swaying are both camouflage. Juveniles in the long grass must look grasslike, so they sway to the sounds of nearby grass movements. more adult centipedes must look inedible, so their hide takes on a more sticklike demeanour to confuse predators.

Now: groups of these centipedes (plural noun: cupboard) will naturally synchronise with each other, swaying in time to pretty much any rhythmic, often repeated noise. If they hear something moving that is out of time they will swarm it in order to ascertain if it is food, then engage in lifting and wrestling the prey from each other while taking opportunistic bites.

Oh, and in response to periodic flooding of the plains: They’re amphibious too.

Enjoy!!

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    $\begingroup$ This was beautiful. But how do these centipedes see without eyes? $\endgroup$ – overlord Oct 17 '19 at 20:58
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    $\begingroup$ @overlord: That’s what the rear end is for: they listen. Perhaps they could even echo locate... I’ll add a section. $\endgroup$ – Joe Bloggs Oct 17 '19 at 21:01
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    $\begingroup$ @overlord: Added a bit, and got to use a word that I’ve never had cause to use in anger before!! Also of note: most centipedes are pretty much entirely blind and hunt via vibration, so it’s not even that great of a leap to using sound. The more I think about it the more horrifying Fantasia is becoming for me... $\endgroup$ – Joe Bloggs Oct 17 '19 at 21:15

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