I, Rex Machismo, have determined that modern society has robbed this generation of its male identity. Gone are the days of conquerors, where we met each other on the field of battle with sword and shield for territory, only to be replaced by millenials who would rather talk about their feelings, political correctness, and the evils of "toxic masculinity". I roll my eyes at this drivel, which has made men weak and pathetic.
The only solution to this problem is DEATHBATTLE, an underground fighting ring where various combatants can compete with each other 1v1 to restore their dignity and self-respect, all in glory to the blood god Khorne. Only by beating each other senseless in a death match can an individual restore their manhood and stand proudly among their peers again.
There are rules that members must follow:
Don't talk about deathbattle.
DON'T TALK ABOUT DEATHBATTLE!!!
Matches are only 1v1, where each fighter chooses a weapon before the match
Killing is allowed, but not preferred.
My ultimate goal is to create a chain of these undergound groups across the country, each devoted to the same cause. They must be advertised to certain enlightened individuals interested in participating, as well as those interested in being paying spectators in order for me to turn a profit. However, there is a problem with promoting these underground tournaments.
One cannot simply advertise on Facebook or Twitter the address of their nearest DEATHBATTLE. Word of mouth also breaks the rules, as one can never be sure of undercover cops and reporters trying to expose the ring. The final problem is for these competitions to stay true to their purpose. The last thing I need is for them to unite under a domestic terrorist group with an anti-corporate agenda, aiming to blow up buildings to destroy credit card debt.
How can I advertise this project without exposing it to the authorities?