I'm working on a world where water acts as a high-temperature superfluid. Specifically, H2O's lambda point is above its boiling point. Thus, all liquid water on the planet behaves as a superfluid. It still boils and freezes normally, at 100$^{\circ}$C and 0$^{\circ}$C, respectively. I haven't worked out the exact physics that permits this, so take this as given for the following question if possible.
I'm having trouble understanding how this superfluid would function on a global scale. Assuming an Earth-like planet, there's plenty of water to go around. If I understand superfluid physics correctly, the following phenomena will be observed:
- A thin film of water covers the entire planet, per the Rollin film
- All areas beneath sea level are submerged. Caves and tunnels are filled by the Onnes effect as soon as they form and are exposed to water. Similarly, all lakes and streams above sea level are empty
- Superfluid water is highly thermally conductive, indicating that all water on the planet is the same temperature, regardless of depth or latitude
- Following from this, the poles will not have sea ice - frozen water on the planet must be kept separate from any liquid water or the ice will be melted as the heat is redistributed
- Waves are present in the ocean and the water film, existing as first, second, and third sound
- Currents in the ocean are far more powerful, as superfluid water has no viscosity to slow it down. The currents therefore move at the speed of the air flowing above them, but they are also much shallower because the deeper water isn't dragged along
- Gyres in the ocean do not exist as we know them, but instead are large-scale collections of quantized vortices. There are multiple possibilities for the fine-scale structure of these vortices, as a function of temperature and pressure.
- The superfluid ocean still obeys density-dependent dynamics, but lacks an overturning circulation due to homogenous temperature.
- The definition of density in superfluids is apparently debated?
I've been unable to find any information about the effect of impurities in superfluids, so I have no idea whether this ocean would be salty. Depending on the response to this question and the answers I get, I may post a followup question asking for more help with the water cycle and mechanisms of erosion that would make this superfluid ocean salty, but for now assume it's pure water.
Is the logic above sound and in line with real-world physics, as best we understand it? Are there additional differences between an ocean on Earth and an ocean in an alternate universe where water acts as a room temperature superfluid?