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So I found the base of these pesky rebels on this planet and I am tasked with destroying the planet to eliminate the rebels once and for all. Unfortunately, my death star has malfunctioned and has been rendered totally inoperable.

Now, all I have is effectively an unlimited supply of antimatter (which is contained within a permanent magnetosphere within the core of the death star), but no weapon by which to use it and no matter by which to retrieve it without building something.

I can harvest the parts from the death star (which my boss built as an actual clone of the death star from the Galactic Empire from a different universe; but that's another story) but due to the critical failure of the project since my boss obviously had no idea what he was doing when he built this thing, there are no electronic parts and there is no way to actually use any electronic parts, weapons, or any other electrical equipment.

Since there are no electronics, we are also stranded here in space hanging above this planet. I have to destroy this planet before my boss arrives because he's surely to blame it all on me, and also there is a risk those rebels will blow us up too if we don't get them first.

Unlike the other universe which we don't actually have access to, our universe has no magical [force]es, so I can only use science and the laws of physics. I have no process for which to manufacture silicone or any comparable material for electronics, so no electronics are available and no way to make any electronics.

However, there is a fully mechanical particle accelerator on board which is still functional (it's an advanced futuristic prototype requiring no electricity, around the circumference of the death star); as well as plenty of chemicals of every type, so chemical reactions are also possible. But the failure prevented any electronics and there is a permanent gravity EMP surrounding the death star caused by the failure, preventing any electronics from working or flying.

Keep in mind we can't deliver a physical payload since the rebels will see it coming and we have no force field to protect us, they'll kill us before we shoot anything at them. Gravity wells? Black holes? We need a way to covertly destroy the planet without shooting anything at them.

How can I destroy this planet and eradicate these rebels once and for all using my antimatter and any harvested materials or mechanics from this death star replica?

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    $\begingroup$ So I've got to ask; if you don't have the ability to use any electrical equipment or weapons, how is your unlimited supply of antimatter being contained? $\endgroup$ – Tim B II Jan 21 at 3:03
  • $\begingroup$ Within a permanent magnetosphere within the core of the death star. Retrieving it can be a challenge though. $\endgroup$ – worldbuilder Jan 21 at 3:05
  • $\begingroup$ So, I'm assuming you have the usual retinue of shuttles, fighters, freighters and other light ships on board your death star; I'm assuming they're not counted as 'electrical equipment'? $\endgroup$ – Tim B II Jan 21 at 3:07
  • $\begingroup$ Unfortunately as I am stranded, no planes or any transportation are operable, because all are heavily reliant on electronics. They are basically hunks of scrap metal now. $\endgroup$ – worldbuilder Jan 21 at 3:09
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    $\begingroup$ Don't blow up the planet. You're in orbit around it, you have no shields, and no means of getting out of the way. At what point does blowing up the plant start to sound like a good idea? $\endgroup$ – nzaman Jan 21 at 12:11
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Ditch the Death Star.

  1. See about your own escape and that of crew.

  2. "Hanging above planet" is a temporary situation unless you are in orbit. If you are not in orbit, you are rapidly proceeding towards the surface of the planet.

  3. If you are in orbit, decelerate. You got there somehow. Unget there.

  4. The Death Star will proceed towards the surface of the planet.

  5. Impact with the planet will probably disrupt the containment of the antimatter, which will begin to react with its surroundings, then the atmosphere.

  6. The interaction between antimatter and matter will produce large amounts of heat. Heated matter will expand, throwing unreacted antimatter about. The reaction will accelerate.

  7. The atmosphere will heat up to the point of sterilizing the planet.

  8. Once the reaction has exhausted itself, it may be possible to return to the planet once it has cooled down. It may take a while.

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    $\begingroup$ My boss would be REALLY mad lol... $\endgroup$ – worldbuilder Jan 21 at 3:17
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    $\begingroup$ I refer you to point #1. $\endgroup$ – Willk Jan 21 at 3:34
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    $\begingroup$ Lol but then I'd be out of a job and who's going to hire me as a colonel on another death star after jettying and abandoning my last ship? :P $\endgroup$ – worldbuilder Jan 21 at 3:36
  • $\begingroup$ edit ** after having jettisoned is the correct phrase. $\endgroup$ – worldbuilder Jan 21 at 4:21
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The answer lies in the containment device - magnetosphere. This means it can be rolled.

Essentially, what you have to do is get your crew to create a 'tunnel' in the ship leading between the magnetosphere and the back of the ship. Then you all push. Really hard. You get it to the back, give it an extra shove, and it's loose from the ship.

If you've given it a large enough shove, you've reduced it's momentum sufficiently that it will now be caught by the gravity well and will de-orbit. (It needs to be a really BIG shove, especially if this is a LOT of antimatter.)

Ultimately, you then sit in orbit until your boss sends the auto club over to tow your busted ship out of orbit, or until the planet explodes, baking you in gamma radiation before the loss of mass flings you out of your orbit into the sun / another planet / open space.

Ultimately, this entire scenario is a really good cautionary tale as to why you shouldn't let your death stars be built by the lowest bidders.

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  • $\begingroup$ Agree, and to think if my boss had only have used the other contractor it would have cost him just 3.5 quadrillion more and he's still have a working death star AND had the rebels destroyed already. Too bad he had to choose the lowest bidder. :P $\endgroup$ – worldbuilder Jan 21 at 3:34

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