So, a large family, called the Os family, open up a restaurant called “The FeedBag”. Built inside a repurposed banquet hall, guests can have all the finest, most luxurious cuts of meat available. Most of the meat there is made out of human flesh. The Os’s are a clan of backwards cannibals, hailing from the ruins of Portland. They made their way to Arizona, a place in which cannibals are often ignored. The Os’s take runaway slaves to be killed and eaten by Arizonans.
But, some people are not to keen on the idea of eating human flesh. The Os’s think cannibalism is great, and should be shared with the whole world, and so to introduce nervous newcomers to the wonders of cannibalism. So, they start trying to figure fire out a way to make “imitation” human flesh, which tastes as close to the real stuff as possible. What animals comes close enough to human flesh that it can be used it make an imitation version?