#Recycling via Teleportation
The ship's medical computer continuously scans the pressure on every cast crew member's bladder and rectum.
As soon as the pressure reaches a set level, the contents are immediately (and almost painlessly) teleported directly to the food replicators.
As illustrated:
(any resemblance to currently or past serving starship officers is entirely coincidental)
Quite neatly killing two birds with one turd stone.
#Recycling via Teleportation
The ship's medical computer continuously scans the pressure on every cast crew member's bladder and rectum.
As soon as the pressure reaches a set level, the contents are immediately (and almost painlessly) teleported directly to the food replicators.
As illustrated:
(any resemblance to currently or past serving starship officers is entirely coincidental)
Quite neatly killing two birds with one turd stone.
The ship's medical computer continuously scans the pressure on every cast crew member's bladder and rectum.
As soon as the pressure reaches a set level, the contents are immediately (and almost painlessly) teleported directly to the food replicators.
As illustrated:
(any resemblance to currently or past serving starship officers is entirely coincidental)
Quite neatly killing two birds with one turd stone.
#Recycling via Teleportation
The ship's medical computer continuously scans the pressure on every cast crew member's bladder and rectum.
As soon as the pressure reaches a set level, the contents are immediately (and almost painlessly) teleported directly to the food replicators.
As illustrated:
(any resemblance to currently or past serving starship officers is entirely coincidental)
Quite neatly killing two birds with one turd stone.
#Recycling via Teleportation
The ship's medical computer continuously scans the pressure on every cast crew member's bladder and rectum.
As soon as the pressure reaches a set level, the contents are immediately (and almost painlessly) teleported directly to the food replicators.
Quite neatly killing two birds with one turd stone.
#Recycling via Teleportation
The ship's medical computer continuously scans the pressure on every cast crew member's bladder and rectum.
As soon as the pressure reaches a set level, the contents are immediately (and almost painlessly) teleported directly to the food replicators.
As illustrated:
(any resemblance to currently or past serving starship officers is entirely coincidental)
Quite neatly killing two birds with one turd stone.
