As I looked upon the Earth, and, beholded, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted it's way upon the Earth. The end of all flesh is to come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through and through; I shall destroy them with a flood, like I already did it. I shall flood the Earth, sink all ships and malfunction all orbital devices. I also decided I will save you from the flood and warn you, for I think you are very decent and honest people I like your names. Make thee an Ark of whatever you want; rooms shalt thou make in the Ark.

Footnote: I'm not trying to make fun of Christianity on it's behalf here, and I'm a believer too.

As I looked upon the Earth, and, beholded, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted it's [sic] way upon the Earth. The end of all flesh is to come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through and through; I shall destroy them with a flood, like I already did it. I shall flood the Earth, sink all ships and malfunction all orbital devices. I also decided I will save you from the flood and warn you, for I think you are very decent and honest people I like your names. Make thee an Ark of whatever you want; rooms shalt thou make in the Ark.

Footnote: I'm not trying to make fun of Christianity on its behalf here, and I'm a believer too.

I saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it angered me that I had made man on the earth, and it grieved me at my heart. And I said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it angers me that I have made them.

As I looked upon the Earth, and, beholded, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted it's way upon the Earth. The end of all flesh is to come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through and through; I decided I will destroy them with a flood, like I already did it. I will flood the Earth, sink all ships and malfunction all orbital devices. I also decided I will save you from the flood and warn you, for I think you are very decent and honest people I like your names. Make thee an Ark of whatever you want; rooms shalt thou make in the Ark.

Footnote: I'm not trying to make fun of Christianity here, and I'm a believer too.

I saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil or Facebook continually. And it angered me that I had made man on the earth, and it grieved me at my heart. And I said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it angers me that I have made them.

As I looked upon the Earth, and, beholded, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted it's way upon the Earth. The end of all flesh is to come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through and through; I shall destroy them with a flood, like I already did it. I shall flood the Earth, sink all ships and malfunction all orbital devices. I also decided I will save you from the flood and warn you, for I think you are very decent and honest people I like your names. Make thee an Ark of whatever you want; rooms shalt thou make in the Ark.

Footnote: I'm not trying to make fun of Christianity on it's behalf here, and I'm a believer too.