Timeline for How does Santa protect himself from IP lawsuits?
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| Dec 24, 2018 at 18:54 | comment | added | Harper - Reinstate Monica | @TOOGAM that's why we're doing global warming. To smoke Santa out. Al Gore is panicking because he wasn't "read in". Hillary knows. | |
| Jan 8, 2016 at 6:39 | comment | added | Theraot | Santa is out of jurisdiction... because Santa has some shady bussiness going down: - Terrorism, by sending coal to children. - Child labor, by employing these "elves". - Use of Non-Domesticated Animals, the reindeer. - Trespassing and Entering, to leave "gifts" - Theft, such as cookies and milk. - Speeding, from chimney to chimney. - Parking Violatons, in the roofs of buildings. - Airspace Violations, Santa doesn't even contact air control. Source. | |
| Dec 29, 2015 at 21:26 | comment | added | BlueWizard | Good Question & Good Answer | |
| Dec 28, 2015 at 19:42 | comment | added | Perkins | @derobert Your objection is overruled for the very reason that you started it with the word, "Almost". ;) | |
| Dec 27, 2015 at 6:40 | comment | added | derobert | No universal treaty? Almost every country in the world is a party to the Berne Convention, and copyright applies across borders in those. | |
| Dec 25, 2015 at 11:57 | comment | added | Aloha | So much great info here | |
| Dec 24, 2015 at 10:42 | comment | added | TOOGAM | It he cannot adhere to our laws for behaving decently, and we cannot resolved this civilly through courts, then we'll just have to take matters in our own hands by declaring this an act of war. In retaliation, the world's current economic superpower is honor-bound to destroy his manufacturing facilities, destroying the North Pole. Oh, what's that you say? We've already started doing that years ago, through global warming? So we needn't spend any further efforts on a task like starting a war? Ah, excellent news. Serves him right. Excuse me while I go do more of my civic duty of polluting. | |
| Dec 23, 2015 at 17:37 | comment | added | Matthew Mark Miller | He comes in through the chimney to avoid touching the ground and incurring customs and import duties. He's flying a sleigh to exploit a loophole between air rights and haulage rights. | |
| Dec 23, 2015 at 14:01 | comment | added | CharlieHanson | Ho ho ho, it's only a matter of time before the authorities catch him red handed | |
| Dec 22, 2015 at 15:31 | comment | added | Separatrix | You'll have to catch him to prove it, all you have is hearsay and that's not acceptable in court. | |
| Dec 22, 2015 at 15:29 | comment | added | o.m. | Well, no, he is personally smuggling the counterfeit goods into many different countries. | |
| Dec 22, 2015 at 15:25 | history | answered | Separatrix | CC BY-SA 3.0 |