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Step 6: You should now have enough world power to do something about Britain. However, they will be too proud to be taken over, so we're going to have to make friends with them instead. Use your control of the world-wide Patrick Steward fandom to organize his rise to a seat of power. Then use that power to give Ian McKellen a seat as well.

Step 11: Now we need some more power in the EU. You have control of several influential atomic clocks in France, begin skewing the time to make the Spanish siesta take longer than usual, while you manage your invasion. By this time, from all your manipulation of the IPK and time, German engineering is going to have lost its precision. You should be able to waltz past several legions, all suffering from components whose insane tolerances are no longer being met. That, along with the wise visages of Patrick and Ian in Britian should be enough to take over the EU.

Step 6: You should now have enough world power to do something about Britain. However, they will be too proud to be taken over, so we're going to have to make friends with them instead. Use your control of the world-wide Patrick Stewart fandom to organize his rise to a seat of power. Then use that power to give Ian McKellen a seat as well.

Step 11: Now we need some more power in the EU. You have control of several influential atomic clocks in France, begin skewing the time to make the Spanish siesta take longer than usual, while you manage your invasion. By this time, from all your manipulation of the IPK and time, German engineering is going to have lost its precision. You should be able to waltz past several legions, all suffering from components whose insane tolerances are no longer being met. That, along with the wise visages of Patrick and Ian in Britain should be enough to take over the EU.

Step 12: Australia. Leave it alone. Seriously. Who would want to try to take over Australia? Bunch of decedents from convicts, kangaroos, and convicted kangaroos! We'll leave Australia off of world domination for now. Mostly dominated is good enough, right? Also, nearly every animal over there has some deadly poison. It's simply safer this way.

Step 12: Australia. Leave it alone. Seriously. Who would want to try to take over Australia? Bunch of descendants from convicts, kangaroos, and convicted kangaroos! We'll leave Australia off of world domination for now. Mostly dominated is good enough, right? Also, nearly every animal over there has some deadly poison. It's simply safer this way.

Step 11: Now we need some more power in the EU. You have control of several influential atomic clocks in France, begin skewing the time to make the Spanish siesta take longer than usual, while you manage your invasion. By this time, from all your manipulation of the IPK and time, German engineering is going to have lost its precision. You should be able to waltz past several legions, all suffering from components whose insane tolerances are no longer being met. That should be enough to take over the EU. If not, you may need the help of Britain. I recommend using your influence over the world wide Patrick Steward fan mob to manipulate him into a position of power. Then use that power to get Ian McKellen a position as well. The awesome accomplishment of getting those two in power should be more than enough to convince the world that you will be a benevolent dictator once you assume power.

Step 11: Now we need some more power in the EU. You have control of several influential atomic clocks in France, begin skewing the time to make the Spanish siesta take longer than usual, while you manage your invasion. By this time, from all your manipulation of the IPK and time, German engineering is going to have lost its precision. You should be able to waltz past several legions, all suffering from components whose insane tolerances are no longer being met. That, along with the wise visages of Patrick and Ian in Britian should be enough to take over the EU.