Santa is actually a bushmaster snake who disguises himself as a fat man to gather information for our animal adversaries by exploiting myth. Okay, let us say that our animal adversaries wish to plant spy devices, what better way then to pretend to be Santa? The presents actually have video cameras in them, which is why Santa delivers presents.

''Santa'' is actually a bushmaster snake who disguises himself as a fat man to gather information for our animal adversaries by exploiting myth. Okay, let us say that our animal adversaries wish to plant spy devices in our homes, what better way then to pretend to be Santa? The presents actually have video cameras in them, which is why ''Santa'' delivers presents.