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Dec 29, 2018 at 16:44 comment added Cyn @chaslyfromUK That was the first thing I looked up and it simply isn't dense enough like Haldina is. But other plants in the family could be used if Haldina is in short supply. Or simply try to bind the monster with cloth dyed with madder (another coffee relative).
Dec 29, 2018 at 10:31 comment added chasly - supports Monica The most obvious wood to use is from the stem of the coffee plant (a shrub). cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0271/7209/files/…
Dec 29, 2018 at 6:12 comment added Shawn V. Wilson @JohnDvorak Ha ha! Espresso shot! Ha ha ha!
Dec 29, 2018 at 0:20 vote accept Flari
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Dec 27, 2018 at 22:55 comment added Richard [shoots the monster in the head. Flips him a salute]. "See you latté....In Hell."
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Dec 27, 2018 at 20:50 comment added T.J.L. Depending on the nature of the allergic reaction, it may not even have to penetrate - thousands of tiny shavings of the shattered wooden "bullet" could cause a fatal reaction. It doesn't even have to be a bullet, it's just that firing it from a gun gets it on target with enough speed, accuracy, and quantity to do the job.
Dec 27, 2018 at 19:57 comment added John Dvorak Have you got your espresso shot today? In case you don't.... BLAM
Dec 27, 2018 at 17:58 comment added Cyn Ha ha! @JoeBloggs Though I have to point out that the OP asked about wood and not about bullets. A wooden stake from this tree might do it too, though it would be hard to get close enough.
Dec 27, 2018 at 17:12 comment added Joe Bloggs Shotgun cartridge filled with used coffee grounds. Making espresso is now a vital part of your supply chain.
Dec 27, 2018 at 17:08 comment added Cyn That might also work, depending on the structural elements. Or use ground coffee as part of the gunpowder. Or dip regular bullets in strong coffee drinks and let them dry before using. Though I like the wooden bullets :-)
Dec 27, 2018 at 17:01 comment added Joe Bloggs So wrap a shell casing around a dried coffee bean and make sure you have a good store of caffeine themed one liners available?
Dec 27, 2018 at 16:23 history answered Cyn CC BY-SA 4.0